Thursday, January 13, 2011

hello human, what a brute you are without them

tools for extended survival:
1. be very kind without EVER considering the follow through.
2. all questions should be fitted with a very large arrow pointing directly away from oneself.
3. internalize grief/longing. these will come in handy later.
4. qualify all commitments/convictions and follow them with an insistent facial expression that compels listeners into the talkers again.
5. always act confused by simple phenomena as if every little thing was a beautiful life lesson filled with intrinsic worth.
6. eat 50%> meals out of plain sight.
7. in the calm, contrived and isolated space these rules form. release held breath, wince and hope. 

(the above is taken from earlier advice offered to a truly impossible person)

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