if vegans dream of tofu sheep, this is for ewe

bad decisions make for the best stories, and if life is a narrative then cigarettes are my punctuation and all my conjunctions have an alcoholic content. my mistakes aren't at all. they're my creative process, and you are nothing short of writer's block. an entirely unanticipated respite in this whirlwind of loose leaf. my confusion, inconsistency and erratic disposition are best confessed with words like surprise and gratitude. i can only hope you'd forgive such a weak apology.dear lord i sound like an asshole, grammatically and otherwise:(

with icing,

kakes